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Getting the Visa : The Russia administration 
          is a pain before you even get in the country. Just getting a visa was 
          complicated. I applied in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. Like everyone, I needed 
          an invitation letter, sent by email from a company in Russia for 30 
          $. Then, I had to find somewhere to print it out in colour, just in 
          case the consulate would not accept a black and white copy. Then, I 
          had to cope with the hours of the consulate: only between 14.30 to 15.30 
          on Tuesdays and Thursdays for visa business. Once there, it was a long 
          wait outside, elbowing my way in amongst other applicants, at the door 
          of a big ugly building. As expected, they refused a black and white 
          copy, asking for the original. So I gave the colour copy, which they 
          accepted in spite of the stamp "copiya" that the printing 
          shop insisted to put on the paper. Then it was a matter of filling a 
          long form, paying 65 $ and waiting for 10 working days before picking 
          the visa (14.30 to 15.30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays). I actually showed 
          up on the wrong day, but they accepted to put the visa in my passport 
          when I said my visa for Kyrgyzstan would then expire. 
          The border : when I entered in Russia by train from 
          Kazakhstan, I did not get that very small piece of paper called "immigration 
          card". And at 5am, I am not awake enough for things like that. 
          Finding OVIR : I remembered from last time I came to 
          Russia that I had to register my visa. This is done at an office called 
          "OVIR". The hotel in Samara was able to give me the address 
          and to tell me how to get there. I took the minibus to Gagarina Ul. 
          66. The driver dropped me in front of 68. I thought, how nice, just 
          next door. I walked in one direction.... ah 64... walked the other way... 
          70... Where's 66 ? I asked ... no one knew. Someone said "may be 
          at the back". So I went to have a look. Can't be here... just apartment 
          blocks. Back on the main street, asked again... don't know... Looked 
          around at the back... and... what's that small house behind a rusted 
          crumbling metal fence, where people seemed to be queuing. I checked... 
          there it was... Whoever decided to hide this OVIR office did a pretty 
          good job. Of course, no sign in English.  
          At OVIR : Too bad, it was lunchtime, so I came back 
          after an hour. I went in from the front door. Inside, many people, a 
          narrow corridor and just numbers on the many doors. Office staff was 
          walking from door to door, ignoring questions of locals waiting there, 
          locking a door, unlocking another. The bored militsia guy at the entrance 
          told me I had to go to the office at the back. Indeed there was another 
          office there, with no sign in English, not even "visa registration" 
          in Russian, just loads of pages of whatever but ... good news... people 
          with foreign passports. 
          Dealing with OVIR : Then, having found the right place, 
          I came to dealing with the unpleasant staff. The woman officer behind 
          the window kept shutting it in people’s face to talk to another 
          woman with a kid, apparently visitors or friends of hers. I said I just 
          wanted to register the visa and they asked for the card. I said I did 
          not get one. She explained that registering the visa is not essential 
          if I stay less than 3 working days in one city but that card is very 
          important and I'd need it anyway. So I asked "please give me one, 
          then". Obviously they could not give me that card, not their job. 
          From this point, I got some help from Olya, the Russian girlfriend of 
          an English man who was also here to register his visa. The woman at 
          the window explained that we need to go to another address in town. 
          So off we went (Olya had her car). 
          Next office : At this office, a little less hard to 
          find, they said I need photocopies of my train ticket, visa and passport. 
          Although they had a copy machine in the office, I had to go do the copies 
          in a shop, which fortunately was just next door. Then we needed to write 
          a letter following a template. We were now at 4 or 5 A4 pages of paper, 
          which got stamped in that office. Then we had to go downstairs to another 
          office to have someone else put his mark on that letter. As there was 
          no reply, Olya went knocking on another door, and, lucky us, our man 
          was there. He wrote his own bit on the letter, signed and stamped it. 
          But he was not the man who gives immigration cards, that would have 
          been too easy. He made a phone call and said we now had to go to the 
          airport, and get the card from a man who normally would have finished 
          work, but had a problem with his car. So he’d wait for us if we 
          could drive him back to town.  
          End of the chase: So off we went to the airport, 40 
          km away. Traffic was heavy, and when we got there, our man was gone. 
          Someone else could fortunately handle my case. This officer completed 
          yet another form and finally gave me that little card. The chase was 
          finished. 
          It took a whole day and 5 or 6 A4 pages to get that small piece of paper, 
          that stupid immigration card. And I should say only a day thanks 
          to Olya's help. Throughout the whole process, she was very calm and 
          patient. Myself and her English boyfriend were looking at each other 
          “how does she remain so calm in front of such unfriendly office 
          staff, and so much stupid paperwork…?”. This bureaucratic 
          stuff is something I saw just that one day, but Russian people have 
          to face it much more often. 
          I was talking to a taxi driver in Gelendjik, telling him about problems 
          traveling in Russia, this stupid bureaucracy and the corrupt police 
          (see next story) and he said “Russia, 
          one big problem”. see the photos from Russia   |